With 4/20 just a day behind us, I’d like to say a couple of words about this Stoner’s holiday. You see, even though most of you will be rather judgemental after these words that I’m about to write, I guarantee that (if you’re judging us) you’re not nearly as open minded as you’d need to be if you want a successful life.
Cannabis, Marijuana, Weed, Devil’ Lettuce, MJ, That Good Good or whatever you like to call it… is a drug! That stands as the solid truth. It affects our brains and our cognitive abilities which make it a drug. It doesn’t get any simpler. But is it a dangerous drug? Not by a long shot! Weed is not more dangerous than coffee. On the contrary, it is considered to be safer than coffee for people who aren’t tolerant to caffeine.
Another thing that I would like to discuss is the fact that weed is often compared with alcohol. To be completely honest with you guys, I don’t like that comparison. Why? Well, such a comparison is insulting to weed. I mean, come on. You are comparing a mere plant with a substance that kills more than a dozen million of people all around the world on a yearly basis. If that’s not hypocritical then I don’t know what is!
With all that being said, I hope you understand my point of view towards MJ. This all leads to one simple issue that we’ve been receiving a lot in recent months:
We are getting an enormous number of calls from worried parents that urge us to talk to their children. While we do take these sorts of calls seriously, from time to time these parents say that they want us to talk their “kids” (and mind you, in most cases, these are not “kids” but adults over 21) out of smoking weed.
So, for all of you who think of calling and asking this of us, here’s what we’ll do:
We’ll call your “kids” ASAP and give them our address. After that, we’ll point them to the closest Marijuana dispensary and give them advice on what strain to buy. After that, when they come to our office, we’re gonna have such a huge smoking session that they’ll forget they even have parents!